GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book.